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Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS by "Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes by "Prishi Pari" prishipari

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Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Pappu ki hui master se ladai…
Master ne ki pappu ki pitai…
Pappu ka garam hua khoon.
gaya kabristan aur master http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
ka photo taang kar likh diya.
"COMING SOON" http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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teacher: rohit tumare exam pe kitne number ayye hai
rohit: maths-12 out of 40
science-10
hindi-15
sst-20
total-57
teacher- are baya tumne tho kamal kar
diya total me 40 se bhi uper laye
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teacher – show me ur mother's sign
student ki note book par kuch yah likha tha @@@@@
teacher – hey whats this what is ur mother's name?
student – jalebi bai http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie
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1 kathi lage toh 20 candle kitne lagegi?
Student: ek hi lagegi.
Teacher: keyse?
Student: ek ko jala kar baki
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sab us candle se jalana parega
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Ek dost:yaar mujhe breakfast karna hai!
dusra dost:car fast chalana aur
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phir break lagana ho gaya breakfast.
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Arz kiya h-Ye EXAM ka rishta b ajeeb hota h,
sab apna apna naseeb hota h,
Reh jata h nigaho se jo dur,
Sala wohi Qustion paper me zroor hota h.
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Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:43 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Achcha dost zindgi ko jannat bnata hai.

Islye Meri qadar kia karo
Warna fir kehte firoge.!!

Bahti hawa sa tha wo
Yar hmara tha wo
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Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..
Sir ji
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?
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Best lines
Behtreen insaan apni mithi http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
jubaan se hee jana jata hai..
warna achhi batein to deewaro
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par bhi likhi hoti hai..! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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The most heart touching thought:
"Lash paani par kyun tairti hai"

.

Kyun ki dubne ke liye zindagi chahiye..!
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Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
"YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI"

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
.
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Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)
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Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Hamare group ke messages.
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:08 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

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Teacher-papu Ek Story Sunao Withmoral :-)
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Papu-maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
.
Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.
.
Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni.
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Jab Koi Sms Ni Krta.
Itna Gussa Ata H.
Dil To Chahta H,
.
Chapal Utar K
.
Aram Se Baith Jau Or
Sochu Sayad Bhejna Nhi Ata Hoga.
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Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me
Coldrink Ki Botle
Leke Bethi Thi,
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko
Lagati To Kabhi 20
Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa
Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini
Aur Puri 1 Ghut
Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai,
.
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Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To
Pan Thook Rahi Thi. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai
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Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Light jane k baad candle leke pappu toilet ja rahatha
kai kambakhat phook marke keh gaya
Happy birthday 2 u

Batao yaar Emergency ke wqt bhi mazak.
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1PagaL Aaina Dekh K Sochne Laga
Esko Kahi Dekha H
Thodi Der Sochne K Baad

"O Teri " Ye To Wohi H
.
Jo Mere Sath Us din BaaL Ktwa Raha Tha
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Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:55 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

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Teacher : A. B. C sunao
Pappu :A . B . C

Teacher:Aur sunao

Pappu :Aur Allah ka shukar hai,
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sub theek thaak hai.
Aap sunao...??? http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Boy: Tumhara Naam
Kya H?
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina
Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5mint Pass
Beth K Dakh Lo Tum Isi
Naam Se Bulaogi.
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Lalia Majnu Ko Dhokha De Deti Hai.
Majnu : Tune Dil Jalake Mera Uske Raakh Kar Diya.
Lalia : Teri Ye Kurbani Bekar Nhi Jayegi
Ghar Bhaj Dena Raakh,
Bartan Saff Karne K Kam Aayaga.
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Ek dukhi pati apni patni se bola :
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mei khayal aata hai,
Ke zindagi teri zulfoon ki ghani chhaon me kat jaye.
Toh
'Home Loan' lene ki zarorat hi na pade..
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Teachar: Whats Full http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Form Of M.A.T.H.S....??
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Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi.
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Two girls are traveling in a train
Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge
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UPPER birth pe soya hua
Pappu bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE
PE AAYE
TO MUJHE UTHA DENA. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Hamare group ke messages.
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:55 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

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Pappu :- Janu ab tum change
ho gayi ho.

GF :- Wo kyun ?

Pappu :- Ab main tumhe KISS
karta hu to tum Eyes Close
Nahi Karti.

GF :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar
Close ki thi to Mere Purse se
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Foreigner,
"India Mein Sabse Zayda
Baraf Kahan Padti Hai?"
.
smarts answer by our santa
.
Santa:
"Before 8 p.m. Kashmir, After 8 p.m.-
Whiskey Key Glass Mein !
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Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge

husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga

wife=baba se kya kahoge

husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h
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Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?

After few min

Student: Sabak ye Mila K Ab Ganje
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Bhi Maang Nikaal Sakte Hai.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Ladka: Kaha Ja rahi ho janeman..
LADKI: Besaram Tumhare Ghar http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Me Maa Behan Nahi He Kya?
LADKA: Pata Nahi Aaj Mai To http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Subah Hi Ghar Se Nikal Gaya http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Teacher: Tum log roj 8 ghante soya karo.

SANTA : Impossible Sir! College
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sirf 6 ghante ke liye hota hai!
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Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:06 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

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Tumhe Biwi pasand hay Ya Sharaab
Santa: Sharab
Banta: Q?
Santa: Jab biwi marte hay to
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Shrab se kuch mahsus nhi hota
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Amul ghee ki Ad. ke liye
Rajpal Yadav ko sign karne gaye...
Rajpal:- isme to Sunny Deol ko lena chahiye
Director:- wo toh hain he ..!
Rajpal:- to mujhe kyun?
Director:- nakli ghee ka asar dikhane k liye!
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Pati = Tere Baap ki Ungli karne
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ki aadat gayi nahi ? :@
Biwi = Kyu ,
ab kya hua ? :o
Pati = Aaj phir se pooch rahe the...
"Meri beti se shaadi karke khush ho na"
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Nirmal baba akhirkar dukhi hokar shiv ji k pas gaye
bole sare bhakt piche pade h,
shiv-beta kbhi jail gye ho.
Baba-nhi.
Shiv ji-jail hokar aao.
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Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono haath na ho
usey Hindi aur English me kya kahenge.?
Santa: Hindi me THAKUR
aur
English me HANDS FREE.! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Ek ladka bhagte hue ek ladki ke pas gaya
aur
bola
"mai tumse dosti karna chahta hu"
.
Ladki boli : "to hamari dushmani
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Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Hamare group ke messages.
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:19 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

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Grl:jb b me
tumre pas
ati hu to tum
CHSMA
pehnte ho
Boy:Dr ne kha h jb SRDARD aye
to chsma pehen lena http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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College me student Notice
Board ko dekh kar Ro Q rahe the??

Guess.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

Are Woha likha tha
EXAM Suru
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Ladkiwale-hame aisa ladka http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
chaiye jo kuch khata pita nahi ho.
pandit-aisa ladka to http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
ICU me milega http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Dipu-Tum mere paise kab tak lauta doge?
.

P@ppu-Mujse kyo punChhte ho?
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Mum.Studnt:Exam thik tha
UP st:Exam badhiya tha
Delhi st:Exam ko mar goli, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
bagalwali ladki pat gayi.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Bnta:Tumhare biwi ne tumhe http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
naya kon sa kaam sikhaya he?

Snta:Bartan Manjne ka, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Dinbhar yhe krta hu. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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